How to Survive a Horror Story By: Mallory Arnold

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Rating: 3 out of 5.

When renowned author dies several colleagues are mentioned in the will and brought to his mansion. Little do these other authors know it’s not to be handed a bunch of money. This is not your average will reading.

I read the story as an ARC. Therefore, I know there needs to be a little bit more tightening up before the book is actually published. Which makes me wonder, I’m not sure how this book is going to be marketed. As a serious horror story? Or as a horror story that is slightly ridiculous, such as, the Scream movies.  

As long as we’re not taking ourselves too seriously with this book, it was very entertaining. The format of the rotating POV of multiple characters combined with the short stories was very pleasing to follow. The short stories section were not repetitive and also very entertaining. The format could have been a flop but the author did an excellent job keeping the reader engaged.

I know some reviewers mentioned they liked the supernatural side of the story. I personally think it would be better without. I mean the way the house ‘reacts’ you can’t help that. But the supernatural aspect that comes with the house employees I would have left out. 

Again, I’m reading an ARC so things could change by the time the book gets published. I hope the purpose of this book was a satire on horror stories and if so, it deserves my three stars. If this is a book that will be marketed as a real, true horror/slasher novel – I’m not sure my rating will stand. I would lower my rating to 2 stars. I could not take this book seriously as a true ‘horror novel’.

The plot felt slow paced, but at the same time fast paced. If that makes sense? The story itself took a bit to get rolling, but once it started rolling, it didn’t stop. I was surprised, pleasantly, at some of the situations the characters are put through and what happens to those characters. No spoilers allowed, but some of these chapters were wild and unexpected in the best way.

Overall, a nice little read. It was easy. Short enough. Satisfying. I would not recommend this book. I would not not recommend this book.

Amazon Link – How to Survive a Horror Story By: Mallory Arnold

Stats: 368 pagesExpected publication July 8, 2025

**Thank you to Netgalley, the author and the publisher for a copy of the ARC in exchange for an honest review.


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